so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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