he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
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Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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