Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
i barfeds in our rink
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
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She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
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A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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