i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
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The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
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The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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