I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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