Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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