tell your sister to shave her snatch
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Randomize