Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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