You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
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thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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