there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
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question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
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That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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