I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
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You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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