those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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