Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
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I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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