Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
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As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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