she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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