Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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