A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
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Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
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We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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