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Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
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I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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