i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
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I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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