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shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
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I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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