Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
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Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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