I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I wear drunk well.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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