So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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