This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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