Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
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He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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