DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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