do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
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She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
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You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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