You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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