Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
How's work?
Spinning.
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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