left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
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You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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