She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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