Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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