I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
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remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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