A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
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I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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