Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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