Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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