PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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