question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
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She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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