We're like a lot better than the average bears
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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