please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
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