he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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