Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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