the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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