I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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