dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
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I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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