I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
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Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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