They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
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That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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