Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
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Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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