So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
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How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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