Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
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This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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